butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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