But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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