Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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