i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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