im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
