so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
