oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Never underestimate the power of titties
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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