no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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