you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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