I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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