Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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