Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
