On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Come on in and take your pants off
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