Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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