One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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