@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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