You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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