when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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