I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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