she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We are two peas in an std pod
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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