Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
