Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
