have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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