I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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