so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You don't make any sense
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