Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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