"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
