I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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