fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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