my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
How does it feel to date your dad?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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