She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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