i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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