Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So many bounce houses so little time
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Let's paint friendship bongs
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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