I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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