Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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