Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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