Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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