Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
