Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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