she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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