butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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