If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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