Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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