Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
