dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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