The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She even gives head with a lisp.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
