so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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