She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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