Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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