We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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