I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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