Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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