we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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