somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she smelled like a LAN party
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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