I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Pants are for mortals
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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