Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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